WARNING
The Makers of Boogie's Porn Blog want you to read the following message:
This blog is a porn
blog, a sex blog, a dirty filthy whore blog. You really probably shouldnt
view it, even if you're an
adult of 18 years or older, and are willing to look at adult and pornographic
material. Seriously. This wont be good for you, I promise. I'll probably
offend you, warp your mind, make you sick to your stomach, and generally
be a nuisance to you. Of all the blogs out there you had to pick boogie
blog, huh? Well fuck off, buddy. I dont need your shit. You dont look
very friendly and I already got plenty of friends. I guess if you got
me drunk we could fuck, but after that I want you the hell out of my
blog. Seriously. You're just no good for me. Oh shit, I cant stay mad
at you sugar bear. You're so cute. Why dont you move in with me so
we can always be together. I dont want to lose you. I think you're
my soulmate, plus you're so well endowed. A/S/L? Keke. I <3 u sugarbear.
Just dont hit me again and I'll stay.
So seriously though, there are some things you need to
realize.
1) Boogie is probably insane, and not that fun kind of insane where
he knows where all the good parties are. But the kind of insane that
makes him dangerous, especially in the bedroom. wink wink nudge nudge
2) This blog is a porn blog. Its not a journal,
its not a diet guide, its not a friendly blog at all. Its a sex blog.
That's it. Nothing else. No "MOOD: FUN!" or "MUSIC: GREEN DAY" here.
Go somewhere else for that. I like naked tits and so should you. Seriously.
Tits are pretty cool, I think.
3) You need to be an adult to view this
site. This isnt a joke. That's serious. If you're not 18, I really,
really dont want you here. I say some pretty outrageous things in my
adult blog and its for adults and only adults should read it. I'm not
here to help you create a world view. I'm here to be stupid and make
stupid remarks about how big tits are the key to salvation and stuff.
I'm not a role model. I'm a bad, bad man. I sell porn for a living.
Ask my mom, she'll tell you that on a scale of 1 to naughty, i rate
a 33.
4) You need to realize that this is a sponsor driven blog, so, clicking
on sponsor links as well as other bandwidth consuming links is appreciated.
I dig making a few bucks on the side, it helps that whole food thing
out, + sometimes I like to pay rent. usually 12 times a year.
5) i didnt really have another point to
make but a list of only 4 things is fucking stupid.
If
you're cool with all of that, and I hope you are, why dont you head
on into
Boogie's
Porn Blog
and pull up a box of kleenex and get started.
Or if you'd
like you can just take a quick look at the Archive to
see what you've missed.
Now if you're not into the whole blogging scene, and most
of you may not be, you might want to take a look at some of this stuff
instead. I have a reality porn
site over here, its got all kinds of free galleries and stuff. I have
a Free sex pics link list over here,
its fun to look at. I have a First
Time Guide to porn, as well.
Alternatively, you could just take a look at our sponsor
table, maybe you'll find something there to enjoy.